Kids say the most hilarious things in class, sometimes being brutally honest, other times sharing secrets from home, or just being comedic kids. Virtual classroom meetings haven’t changed any of that. We’ve had many teachers share the Hilarious Things Kids Have Said During Virtual Classroom Meetings. The one about a teacher’s favorite drink will make you LOL! 🤣
“BE QUIET people! I’m in a meeting here!”
“Keep it down, You are too loud!”
“Stop trying to help me, I can do this without you.”
“I’m going to quit asking you questions because your explanations are too long.” ~ Lesley B.
“Student 1: “Mrs. D, what’s your favorite drink?”
Student 2: “Please say beer. I hope it’s beer.”
I teach 1st grade. ” ~ Shanna D.
“During a read-aloud, I asked, “What makes dogs happy?” My English language learner screams “making love!” I choked back the coffee I nearly spit all over the screen and replied very quickly “yes SHOWing love like giving them pets.” ~ Renee E.
“Student: “Ms. Comegys, did you know if you if you press the little c at the bottom, it shows you the lyrics to what everybody is saying?!”
Me: “Buddy, that’s right. This is called a closed-captioning. Remember we learned about captions? Lyrics are the words to songs.”
Student B: “Can’t lyrics be captions then, too?!”
Me: “Yep. Sure, can! Never thought about it like that!” ~ L. C.
“Here’s my new kitty her name is Corona because she looks like the drink. (1st grade)” ~ Amy W.
“While teaching remotely…I sneezed and a student says, “Mrs. Corcoran…you got the Covid or are you just sneezing?!” ~ J. C.
“First grader today: Why does your hair look the same every day?” ~Elena S.
“I couldn’t do my homework last night because I was at the bar!” ~ Donda N.
“Mrs. Aviles can you please help me. Something is wrong with my armpit.” ~ R. A.
“A student said “We leave cookies and beer for Santa. He really likes beer.” ” ~ Julie S.
“Wait, what? That is Mr. Sanders standing behind you!! So, um, you are Mrs. Sanders and he is Mr. Sanders?!?! Then disappears and pulls out her camera to get a picture of us. Hahaha!” ~ K. S.
“You don’t need more coffee, you just need Jesus. ” ~ Sarah F.
“Look what I found in my mom’s room ( as she held up a pair of handcuffs).” ~ Teri B.
“One of my students told me she couldn’t do her classwork on google classroom because she had no internet……. while she was on zoom.” ~ Krysha W.
“Student: How did the baby get in my mommy’s tummy? Me: Go ask your mommy.” ~ Amber H.
“Kiddo: This wall is part of my mommy’s room. It makes a lot of noise. Like really loud noises sometimes. Me: Here’s my question again. How many tens in this number?” ~ Colleen C.
“Why don’t we get grades for our daydreams?” ~ Dara L.
“Around Thanksgiving, one of my students wanted to share what he was eating for dessert. He said that he had some pie with “shaving cream” on it .” ~ Thomas T.
“Asked me how to spell “penis”. When I asked why he said “Well, I already have the “hap” part of happiness.” ~ Lynn J.
“Can we see your toes?” (They were reading “Witches”. They were a bit concerned I was a witch. As you may well know, witches, have no toes.) I didn’t show them. I like to keep them guessing.” ~ Suzanne K.
“Last week I wore a new scarf and one of my kids told me I looked like a supermodel! I almost fell out of my chair, it was so funny! ” ~ Tammy G.
“One of my kinders unmuted herself during my math lesson to say “did you even know that my baby sitter came out of my mom last week????” ~ Kamryn K.
“I had a student tell me to check the mail. I wondered why because I didn’t give him my address. Later, his dad told me that his son wanted to mail me a bottle of wine because “he knew I needed it.” 😂” ~ Amber G.
“The principal and VP joined in zoom with my class. I put them into break out rooms to chat with smaller groups of kids. One little gal decided to take the device to the bathroom with her. Next thing you know they’re thinking “are those her ankles?” “Are those her pants?” The little girl yells “Don’t look at me! Don’t look at me!” Principal and VP leave the zoom call. 🤣🤣🤣🤣” ~ Beth V.
“I was doing live testing with second graders and one of them was having a hard time. Lol, he was solving a problem and then started muttering and said “ughhh I need a beer.” ~ Missy T.
“I asked a student to answer 45+ 26 she says “Hey Siri what’s 45+26?” lol only a second grader” ~ Susan N.
“Me: “Please take the district required exam seriously” 10th graders mother in the background: Ha ha ha, she said to take the test seriously ha haha. Me: ____ would you please turn off your camera and microphone, your mom doesn’t know it is on.” ~ Dyanna Y.
I feel like I know a LOT more about the families of my students this year especially. LOL, Those kids say funny things in class, and they have just become downright Hilarious during Virtual Class Meetings. If you have any Hilarious Things that Kids Have Said During your Virtual Class Meetings, please share them in the comments below. We can all use a good laugh right now! 😉
Written by: Janessa Fletcher
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